fnokd!

Some days, there’s a rhythm to the universe, where one idea keeps bubbling to the surface, trying to make itself known.
Today is one of those days. And the idea is bacon.

It started when I was reading some Apple rumor site about tomorrow’s keynote. The sidebar had a headline that involved “cookies” and […]

A year from today, I’ll be 35.
That’ll make me eligible to be the President of the United States. I had planned on announcing my web2.0 candidacy, and do a Ze Frank-esque 1-year internship of running for president. I even registered a domain, “designed” a logo, and planned on doing a write-in campaign to […]

This is a fantastic idea.
It’s an alarm clock in the form of a pig’s head. It is no ordinary pig-head-shaped alarm clock, though. Instead of buzzing, it gently wakes you up by delivering some hot and delicious bacon to you.
Bacon!
How can that be wrong?
It’s basically just an alarm clock that has had the buzzer […]

Last night I was standing in my kitchen eating some chips straight from the bag while waiting for my wife to finish making her snack. Of course, I turn the bag around and read the backside. We do this with cereal boxes, too.
Sure, we discard the plastic tube the microwave burrito comes in […]