Emo Igno

June 1st, 2007
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This evening, sitting around with my wife and our friend Jeff, he mentioned seeing a crapload of emo kids outside a local music venue. I immediately asked what an emo kid looked like. My wife suggested the kids from The OC. Jeff described what sounded to me like followers of The Cure.

Luckily, Wikipedia’s there to save the day. Then I realized that I’m old, and I don’t understand and can’t even identify this whole sub-culture of music. I do like Death Cab, but otherwise, I’m ignorant of it all. Wikipedia at least lets me feign knowledge of current popular culture.

It turns out that emo kids seem to be a mix of Robert Smith-alikes with a little punk thrown in, I guess.

At least I get to see Les Claypool next week.

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28 Responses to “Emo Igno”

  1. 1 Ray
    June 1st, 2007 at 8:14 am

    Oh, yeah? I have to go see Fall Out Boy with my 13-year-old nephew in a few weeks. Now I’m an old fart pretending that I didn’t do the things that these kids may be doing at concerts. Maybe I can find an old Blue Oyster Cult t-shirt around here to wear…

    At the other extreme, I bought tickets to see BB King for my wife’s birthday. I saw him over 10 years ago, and he was old THEN. (I doubt I’ll wear a Fall Out Boy t-shirt, though…)

  2. 2 Chrissy
    July 3rd, 2007 at 1:59 am

    Old people just dont understand (im 13) :D

  3. 3 Erik
    August 29th, 2007 at 12:48 am

    I agree with Chrissy on this one,Old people dont undestand.

  4. 4 Coal
    August 29th, 2007 at 7:45 am

    Ya I so love this kids hair I’m emo, so i’m told by all my school mates but that kids hair is flippin awesome

  5. 5 Leah
    August 29th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Dude..I guess I’m emo…but I went and saw FOB in Atlanta. All the little ones were like up in the balcony so they didn’t get mobbed by everyone trying to kidnap Pete!! I’m 16, and my mom doesn’t really get it all. But that’s okay.

  6. 6 natalia(Poland)
    August 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    hej mam na imie Natalia i sikam na ciebie bo i tak nie zrozumiesz co napisałam!!!!!Ale emo jest cool!!!

  7. 7 samya
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:29 am

    fuck it emo boys are way to hot
    sorry old people

  8. 8 Mariel
    August 30th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    Yeah, old people dont underestand…

  9. 9 Eric B
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Im emo and so is my sister and ppl who have a problem with us are just preps who have idols like paris hilton (no offense) I dont really like being mean but i will if any one messes with my sister or me. You should add me to myspace if you have one.
    http://www.myspace.com/NewYorkie72
    or my sis
    http://www.myspace.com/sabatoge_ur_life

  10. 10 GEN
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    all u ppl. are wack..
    kyds are tryin to hard to fit in…
    just get over it already..
    its so last summer..

  11. 11 Ingrid
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    like emo people r cute but sometimes they act too emo OMG and no i’m not emo i’m a GANGSTER lol

  12. 12 brittany(emo)
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    i definitely think that old people don’t understand & the stereotypical emo is really not that bad…but the fun ones are the ones not afraid to speak up!

  13. 13 Calpol!!!!
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    yes emo’s are a mix of punk’s and moshers
    most like my chemical romance, fall out boy,
    but jesus if your confused at emo theres loads of smaller groups lol
    Calpol!!! (emo)

  14. 14 Tuesday
    August 30th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    woah!
    “emo” is like a whole race!
    how could you not know?
    ignorant perhaps?
    hhhhhmmmmmm…..
    {i, myself am “emo”}
    and i must say that this boys hair is something that we “emos” strive for….

  15. 15 Nichole.
    August 30th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    Pff.. im Emo.. and i hate People that dont like em.. fuck em all.. and i agree old people dont understand anything.. like fuck i never tell my parents about anything.. they’ll just say Awehh pickles :D like jesus WTF stoopid Fries..

    o.o

  16. 16 shaiene martinelli
    August 31st, 2007 at 5:34 am

    sei-lá todo mundo q mi vê na esquina no shopping ou sei-lá aonde mi chama de emo….
    teve uma hora q akabei mi conformando com a ideia a pressão
    e confessei ser tal!!!!
    ñ é questão de ser poser ao falar ser algo mas cansa

    ñ mi emporto mas………..
    vida cruel

  17. 17 Jessica
    August 31st, 2007 at 11:21 am

    Yes old people are stupid!!!(yea I’m half-emo) But Fall Out Boy is the shit!!!

  18. 18 lace
    August 31st, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    sorry but to all the people talking about
    being emo and fob
    NEWS FLASH!!!!!
    FOB IS NOT EMO!!!!!!!!!!
    sorry just had to say that

  19. 19 Luna
    September 1st, 2007 at 3:26 am

    omfg ,dude wat the hell…emo kidz r so fn hott they + me=love not to mention theyre amazing..ima emo kid and lotsa ppl like me.haha u old ppl r just too set on ur damn values/beliefs..u need to get up to the times.newayz im an emo kid my boyfriend is an emo kidwe’re doin just fine the ppl tht judge us r 1.old 2.jealous they dont have cool hair 3.jealous they dont have hott soulmates..ths all there is to it….>;P

  20. 20 mercedes
    September 5th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    apparently you guys don’t know anything.
    you all must be too old to understand the cliques these days.
    emo is a MUSIC GENRE.
    not a style.
    so, i suggest you get your facts straight before posting anything.
    youre all dumb.
    and if you listen to FOB youre not emo.
    it means you like emo MUSIC.
    emo isn’t a style.
    and no it’s not turing into one.
    and people say emo is someone with slit wrists, snakebites, BETTER HAIR THEN YOURS. tight jeans and weird shirts.
    sorry bro.
    that’s not emo.
    it’s SCENE/PUNK.

  21. 21 dean
    September 5th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    sorry lace,
    FOB IS EMO.
    it’s not a bad thing.
    its a music genre.
    it’s supposed to be emo.
    there’s no such thing as an emo kid guys.
    quit calling people emo.
    delete your picture of your “emo kid”
    because he’s not emo,
    you’re not emo.
    and i’m not emo.
    grow up.

  22. 22 mercedes
    September 5th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    you guys.
    fall out boy is an emo band.
    it’s not bad, seriously.
    it doesn’t matter.
    quit calling yourself emo.
    or your boyfriend.
    or your friends.
    because none of you are emo.
    no one in the world is.
    the only emo thing is music.

    the truth hurts, k?

  23. 23 Mike
    September 5th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    Ok, number one no one knows what emo is
    emo is a MUSIC GENRE
    not a fashion statement, and it never will be
    Heck, FOB isn’t even emo….And that picture of yours
    Isn’t emo either, take it down!
    The truth hurts sometimes but sorry, no one is emo
    Emo is a music genre if your gonna even mention emo bands
    FOB should’nt even be there
    i suggest you guys get a life and stop labeling people something there not
    Grow up.

  24. 24 jim hogg
    September 7th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    MIKE NEEDS HIS GODDAMN HEAD BUSTED.

  25. 25 Winter
    September 7th, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Exactly how old is old ppl?

  26. 26 Dorothy McGruder
    September 9th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Fall Out Boy is the Shittiest Fucking Band of the Last 100 Years, Say Experts.

    Cite: http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2370

  27. 27 Brandon
    October 7th, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Haha,the people above me are all gay,they have no clue what they are talking about,lol…..Actually,no,they’re right,emo is a music genre not a style,but they said it a bit too harsh,lol.I’m not emo,I’m scene,you’re not emo,you’re scene..no one is emo,they’re either gay peoples,or scene.And FallOutBoy isn’t really that emo.Escape the Fate is.AFI is.Anti Flag is.Rise Against is.There’s lots of bands that are,but FOB isn’t.And,yeah old people ARE stupid.How old ARE old peoples,anyway?

  28. 28 Sarah
    October 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am

    I was just curious as to where you found the picture of the “emo kid”? Could you send me a link or something. Thanks! ^.^